حكيم زمانه
28-08-2005, 08:33 PM
Husband : (Returning late from work) " Good
evening dear..... I'm logged in
Wife : Have you brought the grocery
Husband: Bad command or filename
Wife : But I told you in the morning
Husband : Syntax Error. Abort
Wife: What about my new TV
Husband : Variable not found
Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do
some shopping
Husband :Sharing Violation. Access denied
Wife: Do you love me or do you love computers or are you just being funny
Husband : Too many parameters
Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you
Husband :Data type mismatch
Wife: You are useless
Husband : It's by default
Wife: What about your Salary
Husband :File in use .... Try later
Wife: What is my value in the family
Husband :Unknown Virus
evening dear..... I'm logged in
Wife : Have you brought the grocery
Husband: Bad command or filename
Wife : But I told you in the morning
Husband : Syntax Error. Abort
Wife: What about my new TV
Husband : Variable not found
Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do
some shopping
Husband :Sharing Violation. Access denied
Wife: Do you love me or do you love computers or are you just being funny
Husband : Too many parameters
Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you
Husband :Data type mismatch
Wife: You are useless
Husband : It's by default
Wife: What about your Salary
Husband :File in use .... Try later
Wife: What is my value in the family
Husband :Unknown Virus