@@ . . Mind blowing . . @@

[ANONYMOUS]

يبيلها شوية انقليزي.. مالي خاطر اترجم..






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Test for Dementia







B elow are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately, OK?


Let's find out just how clever you really are....

First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?




















Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?



Second Question:

I f you overtake the last person, then you are...?

















Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?


You're not very good at this, are you?









Third Question:


V ery tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only .
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.





Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000 Now add 10. What is the total?

























































Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.



If you don't believe it, now check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right....
....Maybe.





Fourth Question:



Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?





























Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't .
Her name is Mary. Read the question again





Okay, now the bonus round:



A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done .
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses ; how does HE indicate what he wants?



















He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple....


عاد علمونا كل واحد شجاوب

:nice:

[يونيك]

تبينا نعلمك بالانجليزي ولا العربي :unsure:

[بنت المنتدى]

يبيلها شوية انقليزي.. مالي خاطر اترجم..






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Test for Dementia







B elow are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately, OK?


Let's find out just how clever you really are....




طيب يله نشووووووف وان شاءالله نكون قد الاسئله :nice:




First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?





اول شي مستحيل احب السباق لكن شاسوووووي لازم أحبه هالمره اممممممم الأول يمكن














Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?




أفااا ليه :weeping:

طيب ان شاءالله مره ثانيه بجاوب اسرع من كذا :nice:












Second Question:

I f you overtake the last person, then you are...?

















Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?


You're not very good at this, are you?




:weeping::weeping::weeping::weeping::weeping:

اللي بعدوووووووووووااا








Third Question:


V ery tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only .
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.





بحاول ان شاءالله ... ولابستخدم الورقه والقلم والاله الحاسبه :nice:







Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000 Now add 10. What is the total?




اممممم اتوقع 4100:nice::nice:




















































Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.



If you don't believe it, now check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right....
....Maybe.




يس وأخيرا فلحت بشي لكن جاني صداع خخخخخخخ :rolleyes2::rolleyes2:









Fourth Question:



Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?




والنعم فيهم طيب وبعدين :shy: والله مافيه امل اعرف وش اسم ولده الخامس :eek5::eek5::eek5: << سودانيه مااحب افكر :nice:
























Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't .
Her name is Mary. Read the question again




معقوله :eek5::eek5::eek5::eek5::eek5:
والله لو اعيد واشوفه الف مره مب عارفه هع هع







Okay, now the bonus round:



A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done .
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses ; how does HE indicate what he wants?





يقول لهم اكيد :eek5::eek5::eek5:













He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple....



ههههههههههههههههههههههههههه اي والله :nice:





عاد علمونا كل واحد شجاوب







مشكور يااخوي ع الطرح :nice::nice::nice::nice::nice:

[بوحارب]

صبحك الله بالخير يبه

[فاضي عمل]

طيو طيو

شالموضوع

:omen2:

[امل الحب]

يبيلها شوية انقليزي.. مالي خاطر اترجم..






اختبر نفسك ههههههههههههههههههههههههه



Test for Dementia







B elow are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately, OK?


Let's find out just how clever you really are....

First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?




:eek5:

no need to think i will take the 2nd position















Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?



Second Question:

I f you overtake the last person, then you are...?



:secret:

اول تعليق في بالي وضحكني صج شلون بيكون في واحد اخير وانا بطوفه :rolleyes2: يعني بطوف نفسي :secret:



Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?


You're not very good at this, are you?









Third Question:


V ery tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only .
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.





Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000 Now add 10. What is the total?

4100:victory:


































Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.



If you don't believe it, now check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right....
....Maybe.





Fourth Question:



Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?



:anger1:

شالاسئلة :secret: Mary


















Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't .
Her name is Mary. Read the question again





Okay, now the bonus round:



A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done .
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses ; how does HE indicate what he wants?



by talk to them
:secret:



He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple....


عاد علمونا كل واحد شجاوب

:nice:


:rolleyes2:

:victory:

[قطري شايب]

مي نو عنقليزي

لونق ستوري نو خلق حق الريدنق

[ANONYMOUS]

تبينا نعلمك بالانجليزي ولا العربي :unsure:


ابيك سالم






يبيلها شوية انقليزي.. مالي خاطر اترجم..






اختبر نفسك ههههههههههههههههههههههههه



Test for Dementia







B elow are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately, OK?


Let's find out just how clever you really are....




طيب يله نشووووووف وان شاءالله نكون قد الاسئله :nice:




First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?





اول شي مستحيل احب السباق لكن شاسوووووي لازم أحبه هالمره اممممممم الأول يمكن














Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?




أفااا ليه :weeping:

طيب ان شاءالله مره ثانيه بجاوب اسرع من كذا :nice:












Second Question:

I f you overtake the last person, then you are...?

















Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?


You're not very good at this, are you?




:weeping::weeping::weeping::weeping::weeping:

اللي بعدوووووووووووااا








Third Question:


V ery tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only .
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.





بحاول ان شاءالله ... ولابستخدم الورقه والقلم والاله الحاسبه :nice:







Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000 Now add 10. What is the total?




اممممم اتوقع 4100:nice::nice:




















































Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.



If you don't believe it, now check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right....
....Maybe.




يس وأخيرا فلحت بشي لكن جاني صداع خخخخخخخ :rolleyes2::rolleyes2:









Fourth Question:



Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?




والنعم فيهم طيب وبعدين :shy: والله مافيه امل اعرف وش اسم ولده الخامس :eek5::eek5::eek5: << سودانيه مااحب افكر :nice:
























Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't .
Her name is Mary. Read the question again




معقوله :eek5::eek5::eek5::eek5::eek5:
والله لو اعيد واشوفه الف مره مب عارفه هع هع







Okay, now the bonus round:



A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done .
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses ; how does HE indicate what he wants?





يقول لهم اكيد :eek5::eek5::eek5:













He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple....



ههههههههههههههههههههههههههه اي والله :nice:





عاد علمونا كل واحد شجاوب







مشكور يااخوي ع الطرح :nice::nice::nice::nice::nice:



انتي الوحيده اللي جبتي العيد.. اقصد جاوبتي بعفويه ..
شكرا لمرورج


صبحك الله بالخير يبه



مساء الكرك

:nice:


طيو طيو

شالموضوع

:omen2:




تقدر تقرا وتشاركنا طال عمرك :nice:


:rolleyes2:

:victory:


اما انتي مالج حل

تقرين الجواب قبل السؤال هاهاها


مي نو عنقليزي

لونق ستوري نو خلق حق الريدنق


نو خلق حق ريدينج بس في خلق حق جاوبينق وكتابتنج

جو سليب ويل يو هاف صلاة فجر في جماعت

[!قطريـة بنت القمـر!]

:cry2:
يبيلها شوية انقليزي.. مالي خاطر اترجم..






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Test for Dementia







B elow are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately, OK?


واللي يقص عليكم ويقعد سنتين لين يجاوب بتشوفونه يعني لووووول :tease: ....


Let's find out just how clever you really are....

First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

طبعا الاول بعد شنو :eek5:

















Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

كح كح اصلا غلطتهم ما شرحو عدل لووووووووووووووووووووووووول :shy:

Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?



Second Question:

I f you overtake the last person, then you are...?


قبل الاخير بعد شنو :eek5: .....












Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?


You're not very good at this, are you?

واااااااااااااااااااي راسي يما بذبحهم :weeping: .....






Third Question:


V ery tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only .
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.


ان شاء الله لحد يشك في عمره بس :tease: ....


Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000 Now add 10. What is the total?


4100 على حسب علمي :eek5: .....





















































Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.

الحمدلله والشكر :anger1: ....




If you don't believe it, now check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right....
....Maybe.


:cry2:


Fourth Question:



Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?


ابو ماري عنده خمس بنات نانا ونيني ونيينيي ونونو يعني بقت ماري عاد قديمه غبره :yes:

























Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't .
Her name is Mary. Read the question again


:vampire:


Okay, now the bonus round:



A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done .
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses ; how does HE indicate what he wants?


شيبي بالنظارات الشمسيه وهو عمي اصلا ؟؟ وثانيا هو عمي مب اخرس عادي بيتكلم بيقول ابي نظارات شالمشكله :tease: ....















He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple....

:tease:

عاد علمونا كل واحد شجاوب

:nice:



بصراحه خوووش موضوع يونس الله يعطيك العافيه اخوي على هالاختبار :victory: ....

[ANONYMOUS]

:cry2:



بصراحه خوووش موضوع يونس الله يعطيك العافيه اخوي على هالاختبار :victory: ....



شكرا ع المشاركه وفالج المليون

:eek5: