ضوى
18-02-2007, 08:31 AM
Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you
with his bills.
Cigarette:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one
end a fool on the other.
Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that
everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work.
Classic:
A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Etc. :
A sign to make others believe that you know more than
you actually do.
Experience:
The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions.
Diplomat:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way
that you actually look forward to the trip.
Opportunist:
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally
falls into a river.
Optimist:
A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in
midway "See I am not injured yet."
Criminal:
A guy no different from the rest....except that he got
caught.
Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when
you are early.
Politician:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your
confidence after.
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you
with his bills.
Cigarette:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one
end a fool on the other.
Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that
everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work.
Classic:
A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Etc. :
A sign to make others believe that you know more than
you actually do.
Experience:
The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions.
Diplomat:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way
that you actually look forward to the trip.
Opportunist:
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally
falls into a river.
Optimist:
A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in
midway "See I am not injured yet."
Criminal:
A guy no different from the rest....except that he got
caught.
Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when
you are early.
Politician:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your
confidence after.