BODYGUARD
12-03-2007, 06:52 PM
smart man + smart woman = romance
smart man + dumb woman = affair
dumb man + smart woman = marriage
dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
smart boss + smart employee= profit
smart boss + dumb employee= production
dumb boss + smart employee= promotion
dumb boss + dumb employee= overtime
SHOPPING MATH
a man will pay 2QR for a one item he needs
a woman will pay 1QR for a two item that she does not need
GENERAL EQUATION AND STATISTICS
a woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
a man never worries about the future untill he gets wife
smart man + dumb woman = affair
dumb man + smart woman = marriage
dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
smart boss + smart employee= profit
smart boss + dumb employee= production
dumb boss + smart employee= promotion
dumb boss + dumb employee= overtime
SHOPPING MATH
a man will pay 2QR for a one item he needs
a woman will pay 1QR for a two item that she does not need
GENERAL EQUATION AND STATISTICS
a woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
a man never worries about the future untill he gets wife